me: i dont like tea
like 50 tea lovers: [appear from thin air] what the fuck did you just say? you dont like tea? did i hear that right? you fucking fool. you buffoon. it is IMPOSSIBLE to hate tea. i would know, ive converted 100 of my friends from anti tea to pro tea just by taking them to teavana. you just havent had the right tea yet. ill show you. ill fucking show you. once im done with you will have green tea flowing through your veins. i fuck teapots