Tag: LMAO

kngshxt:

lovely-arabella:

kngshxt:

i love you even at ya worst selfie angle

But you dont love me even at my best

i ont even know u make ya own damn post

dreamgirlll:

titties out. aphrodite worshipped. 

me, critiquing literature in an essay: I have clearly never read anything in my entire life that I actually enjoyed 100% because look this text has 35 obvious weaknesses and I want to explain all of them to you, clearly just here to bitch about literature and be spiteful.
me, choosing literature to read: well, it’s a page turner, there’s smut, magic, and lots of girls. A+ 10/10 5 stars on goodreads

cerastes:

writing-prompt-s:

You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die.

That’s just regular Catholicism.

buggyhead:

you call yourself gay yet you’ve never listened to a whole sufjan stevens song

eukaryotics:

*spots myself in a mirror*
hey! absolutely not