Tag: LMAO

forthegothicheroine:

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

dahm-sub:

Once the identifications were complete, Dahmer felt that life had
well and truly come to an end, that his past was irretrievably lost,
blown away, and himself with it. ‘It’s just like a big chunk of me has
been ripped out and I’m not quite whole,’ he said.

‘I don’t think I’m
over-dramatising it, and I’m certainly deserving of it, but the way I
feel now, it’s like you’re talking to someone who is terminally ill and
facing death. Death would be preferable to what I’m facing. I just feel like imploding upon myself, you know? I just want to go somewhere and disappear.’

Brian Masters, The Shrine of Jeffrey Dahmer

old person: i need you to go to this place
me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem
old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left
me: the address
old person: you’re gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there
me: the address
old person: that’ll take you into the woods, you’re gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see– i trust you know how to identify elms
me: address
old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

tedbundy:

On the afternoon of October 1, 1975, Jerry Thompson and detectives Beal and Ballantyne from Bountiful made a surprise visit to Theodore Bundy’s apartment. There must have been  an almost tangible sense of anticipation as the trio of lawmen climbed the steps of 565 First Avenue, and Bundy, who was just stepping out of the shower, did not hear them approach the apartment marked number 2. When the knock came, Bundy threw a towel around his waist and opened the door. When he saw the man who was relentlessly pursuing him, he greeted the somber-faced detective with a smile and said, « Hi Jerry …. to what do I owe the honor of the visit? » Bundy, always socially correct in public, invited the men to step inside.

Thompson, who was pulling a subpoena from his pocket, informed Bundy he had something for him. At that moment, Bundy started to turn pale and all three men watched as their suspect’s heart could be seen pounding in his chest. Having committed so many murders, and knowing he’d been under almost constant surveillance by police, he no doubt envisioned an arrest warrant for the slaying of one of his Utah victims. However, when Thompson told him the court-ordered appearance was for a lineup, he quickly regained his composure and said, « Oh God, is that all? ». Thompson said, “You were waiting for the Murder One, weren’t you, Ted? That’s next.” In all of his dealings with Bundy, this was the only time Detective Thompson ever witnessed him losing his composure. After this, he would remain calm and collected no matter what the circumstances.