tomellis:

“To my darling wife… Leon… whom I love… more than any man has loved another man in all eternity… I leave… $2,700… from my $10,000 life insurance policy… to be used… for your sex change operation. If there is any money left over… I want it to go to you… at my first– at the first anniversary of my death… at my grave.”
Dog Day Afternoon (1975, dir. Sidney Lumet)

strawberryjehan:

me, whispering softly at the edge of a forest: hozier, bro, i need your advice for a romantic date with my girlfriend

hozier, appearing out of the mist: oh, take her to an empty field and lie on the ground until you decompose and get eaten by foxes. it’s classic, timeless,