obovoid:

i don’t wanna be fuckable!! i don’t wanna be a commodified vessel for others’ desire!!! i don’t wanna spend my life policing myself for smudging, tearing, unraveling, protruding!!! i want my appearance to evoke an ever-shifting constellation of ideological-aesthetic influences while prioritizing function, comfort, sturdiness; i want my reproductive system and secondary sex characteristics to be just another spire of biological architecture to be appreciated for elegance and function and contribution to my sensual fulfillment. i want dignity

an acclaimed creator, after spending 5 minutes alone with Mads Mikkelsen: you have bewitched me. here, i’ve written you a symphony in my chosen medium.
Mads Mikkelsen, wearing sweatpants and cheerfully eating a bowl of cheetos: that’s nice! i don’t understand it, but it sure looks cool!