Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to
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- a bee because then i could directly contribute to the happiness of the earth
- a goat because then i could climb rocks and eat grass and be friends with a shepherd who lives in the mountain forests all by himself
- a good life
- a whale because i would never have to make much effort to live - need to eat? open my mouth. need to move? just will myself forward
- all of these are better than being a human
- all they have to do is smile and girls immediately fall in love with them
- and a guinea pig because then i could be purchased by a little girl in a pet store and she could dress me up and i would bring her joy
- and have only 1 responsibility which i do anyway because it keeps me alive
- and inevitably get eaten by their pet dog which is okay because it would bring the dog joy and i like dogs
- and still have superior intelligence
- boy what a super power
- i hope i am reincarnated as either: a goat - a whale - a bee - or a guinea pig
- i would also be okay with being a dog come to think of it
- i'd also be living in a void which i do now already but i would actually enjoy it as a whale
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