varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:
- jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
- fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
- regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
- rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
- mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
- anyone who juggles
feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands
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