Shakespeare’s works only they’re D&D

chidorinnnnn:

rainbow-femme:

DM: Your beloved is dead, what do you do?
Romeo: I roll to mourn. *rolls 20*
DM: You mourn so hard you drink poison and kill yourself.

DM: The witches have given you their prophecy, what do you do?
Macbeth: I roll a perception check *rolls 1*
DM: You immediately trust everything they said and base the rest of your life on it.

DM: Your colleague suggests that your wife might be cheating on you. What do you do?
Othello: I roll to confront her. *rolls 20*
DM: You confront your wife so hard that you strangle her to death.

DM: Your father says he will grant the biggest inheritance to the daughter that loves him the most. What do you do?
Cordelia: I roll a persuasion check. *rolls 1*
DM: Your father is so insulted that he disowns you and gives your inheritance to your sisters.