tag yourself: ancient mythologies

thoodleoo:

greco-roman

• kinky af
• lots of deep-seated parental issues
• constantly fucking up on a massive scale
• dick/tiddies always out

norse

• way too into apocalyptic shit
• constantly mad about something
• always eating

egyptian

• that weird kid who’s always talking about death
• extremely petty
• masturbates at least 5 times a day
• pulls off the best pranks

maya

• frequently misunderstood, especially by white people
• probably collects skulls
• weirdly intense about sports

sumerian

• gay
• really mysterious and everyone tries to be like them but kind of weird once you get to know them
• loves to talk about nature